straightwhiteboystexting:

Two kinds of people.
Anyway, now you have THREE WHOLE OPTIONS for how to submit!
If you want to be traditional, pop on over to http://straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com/submit
You can email your submissions over to straightwhiteboystext@gmail.com (where you can also explore new creative ways to send me hate mail while you continue to text people inquiring about their bra sizes)
And lastly you can post them onto your own blogs with the tag #straightwhiteboystexting. I promise I occasionally check this tag maybe

straightwhiteboystexting:

Two kinds of people.

Anyway, now you have THREE WHOLE OPTIONS for how to submit!

If you want to be traditional, pop on over to http://straightwhiteboystexting.tumblr.com/submit

You can email your submissions over to straightwhiteboystext@gmail.com (where you can also explore new creative ways to send me hate mail while you continue to text people inquiring about their bra sizes)

And lastly you can post them onto your own blogs with the tag #straightwhiteboystexting. I promise I occasionally check this tag maybe

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face