The sass on these two
( happierman )
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
current mood: the bartender from soul eater
current mood: the bartender from durarara
current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
Current mood: bartender from snk
Current mood: bartender from K project
Current mood: bartender Kondo from Gintama
Current mood: bartender from A Sex Therapist
current mood: the bartender from dmmd
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
Read it again: EVERY. SINGLE. REPUBLICAN. Yes, that includes women.
An INTJ, an ENTJ, an INTP, and an ENTP enter a contest to see who can build a fence that covers the most area.
The INTJ knows that circles are the most efficient shape, and sets about building a circular fence.
The ENTJ understands the INTJ’s logic, but is concerned about costs and the difficulty in finding people who know how to build circular fences. They end up building a square fence.
The INTP ponders for a bit, builds a fence around a tree and says “I define that tree to be outside the fence.”
The ENTP simply says “I disagree with all of them” and then leaves to go to the bar.
INTJ: Slytherin or Ravenclaw
INFP: Gryffinor, maybe Hufflepuff
ISFJ: Hufflepuff, maybe Ravenclaw
ENTP: Ravenclaw, maybe Gryffindor
ISTJ: Ravenclaw, maybe Hufflepuff
ENFP: Gryffindor, maybe Ravenclaw
ISFP: Gryffindor, maybe Hufflepuff
ENTJ: Slytherin or Ravenclaw
ENFJ: Hufflepuff or Gryffindor
ENTPs are clever and analytical, often with quick wits and a quicker tongue. They love arguing just for the sake of arguing. They aren’t fans of planning and prefer a spontaneous lifestyle. They’re almost always thinking outside the box, and are easily bored. (x)
When you get into an argument with someone who you now realize is an ENTP…