Imagine your OTP hosting a radio show together.
-faint laughter from the all time low fan base-
*distinct hum emitting from the void in the Night Vale vicinity*
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
Now that I am thoroughly disgusted with human beings as a whole, I’m going to look up kitten gifs
Two kinds of people.
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You can email your submissions over to email@example.com (where you can also explore new creative ways to send me hate mail while you continue to text people inquiring about their bra sizes)
And lastly you can post them onto your own blogs with the tag #straightwhiteboystexting. I promise I occasionally check this tag maybe
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face