theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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crystallineclears:

alraunechan:

lockserheart:

bluexinsanity:

ashenmelody:

randomgeeknamedbrent:

biodeamon:

polterghast:

current mood: the bartender from soul eater

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current mood: the bartender from durarara

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current mood: the bartender from never gonna give you up
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Current mood: bartender from snk

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Current mood: bartender from K project

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Current mood: bartender Kondo from Gintama

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Current mood: bartender from A Sex Therapist

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current mood: the bartender from dmmd

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i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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An INTJ, an ENTJ, an INTP, and an ENTP enter a contest to see who can build a fence that covers the most area.

The INTJ knows that circles are the most efficient shape, and sets about building a circular fence.

The ENTJ understands the INTJ’s logic, but is concerned about costs and the difficulty in finding people who know how to build circular fences. They end up building a square fence.

The INTP ponders for a bit, builds a fence around a tree and says “I define that tree to be outside the fence.”

The ENTP simply says “I disagree with all of them” and then leaves to go to the bar.

(via chmod666)

Myers Briggs by Hogwarts Houses

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Ravenclaw
ESTP: Gryffindor
INTJ: Slytherin or Ravenclaw
ESFP: Gryffindor
INFP: Gryffinor, maybe Hufflepuff
ESTJ: Slytherin
INTP: Ravenclaw
ESFJ: Hufflepuff
ISFJ: Hufflepuff, maybe Ravenclaw
ENTP: Ravenclaw, maybe Gryffindor
ISTJ: Ravenclaw, maybe Hufflepuff
ENFP: Gryffindor, maybe Ravenclaw
ISFP: Gryffindor, maybe Hufflepuff
ENTJ: Slytherin or Ravenclaw
ISTP: Ravenclaw
ENFJ: Hufflepuff or Gryffindor


ENTPs are clever and analytical, often with quick wits and a quicker tongue. They love arguing just for the sake of arguing. They aren’t fans of planning and prefer a spontaneous lifestyle. They’re almost always thinking outside the box, and are easily bored. (x)

ENTPs are clever and analytical, often with quick wits and a quicker tongue. They love arguing just for the sake of arguing. They aren’t fans of planning and prefer a spontaneous lifestyle. They’re almost always thinking outside the box, and are easily bored. (x)